Humorous Hot Sauces

  • $7.95
    Our version of the popular Thai-style condiment features a base red chilies, roasted red peppers and garlic and...
  • $6.75
    This sultry, scorching, smoky concoction boasts a complex Creole-inspired blend of ghost peppers, habaneros,...
  • $4.95
    Fiery Fart Hot Sauce is a XXX rated hot sauce. CAUTION! Your smart-ass friends should never attempt to imitate this...
  • $4.95
    Careful where you are standing, they could be anywhere around. They are Fire Ants and this is as hot as the sting on...
  • $8.95
    Flamin' Flatulence X-Hot Hot Sauce is Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #5. This guy will never stop! 
  • $9.95
    2012 Golden Chile "Grand Champion" Award Winner! Additional 2012 Golden Chile Award Winner in categories Chipotle,...
  • $9.95
    One of our best sellers, Zombie Snot, actually has its own cult following among lovers of Verde hot sauces! Zombie...
  • $6.95
    The good news is this sauce is delcious and full of flavor and heat! The bad news is it Burns Both Ways! Like the...
  • $6.25
    Hog's Ass Florida Style Garlic Habanero Sauce brings you a delicious blend of garlic and habanero peppers...
  • $5.95
    I am Sofa King Stew Ped Hot Sauce is HOT! Damn right!! Get someone to say it slow and get ready to roll on the...
  • $6.25
    Irish Scream Hot Sauce is the product of a rogue leprechaun that has created an elixir worthy of a pot of gold....
  • $6.95
    Keep Calm & Eat Hot Sauce is a great motto to live your life by....after all if food isn't hot, it probably isn't...
  • $7.95
    Larry's Hot Pussy Juice Hot Sauce is the cat's meow... not for wussies. Larry's Hot Pussy Juice Hot Sauce is sweet...
  • $6.25
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  • $6.25
    If you like green sauces, and you like blasting heat, this one is for you. The name says it all and it does not...
  • $5.95
    Megasoreass Hot Sauce. This chile pepper chomping dinosaur was known to ignite everything in sight and could be the...