Humorous Hot Sauces
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$6.25If you like green sauces, and you like blasting heat, this one is for you. The name says it all and it does not...
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$5.95Megasoreass Jur-ass-ic Hot Sauce. This chile pepper chomping dinosaur was known to ignite everything in sight and...
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$8.95Nuckin' Futs Hot Sauce. Use Nuckin' Futs Hot Sauce at your own risk. Too much will drive you nuts. Shake well and...
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$6.25Pittsburg Sucks Hot Sauce. You know the Browns and Steelers have the best rivalry in all of football. As true Browns...
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$8.50He fought, AMERICA won... but just because the battle is over, doesn't mean we shouldn't stop fighting for what's...
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$8.95OOPS....Well, mistakes happen, and you shouldn't beat yourself up if you develop a nasty case of the squirts! But, be...
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$5.45People Eating Tasty Animals has absolutely nothing to do with wearing fur, but it may put some on your chest. It is...
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$6.25Brace your taste buds, folks--it's time to make flavor great again! This unapologetically bold hot sauce doesn't...
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$6.25Warning! May cause courtroom theatrics, heated dinner debates, and sudden declarations of exoneration--extra napkins...
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$7.95Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting formulations, this sauce has achieved precisely that. It's hot, it's...
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$9.65Butt Pucker Hot Sauce is a mind blowing experience that will leave you tighter than before! Get ready to have your...
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$8.95Flamin' Flatulence X-Hot Hot Sauce is Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #5. This guy will never stop!
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$8.95This magic, Sphincter Shrinker elixir is a tonic that your tongue will crave again and again. You will crave this...
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$7.95Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting my formulations, I have achieved precisely that. Everyone gather around...
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$11.95Pure Habanero Gourmet Pepper Hot Sauce has a distinct flavor of the habanero can lend a balance to any chef's recipe....
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$7.49We can assure that who ever is dealt this card, you will not have a winning hand. This sticker of a sauce can create...
