CaJohns Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce

"One Drop Will Stupefy Ya!" From America's finest and most awarded small batch sauce maker comes a hot sauce that doesn't just test your heat tolerance--it pushes your common sense right out the window. Welcome to CaJohns Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce, where bad decisions taste amazing and IQ points go up in smoke. This dangerously fun sauce starts out innocent enough with ripe red Jalapeño peppers and bold garlic, laying down a surprisingly tasty, savory base. Then things go sideways. A 1 million Scoville Heat Unit Oleoresin Capsaicin Extract jumps in, clamps down on your tongue like a straight jacket, and suddenly you're questioning every life choice that brought you here. "Taste the IQ Points Melt Away!" Liquid Stoopid hits fast, burns hard, and leaves you laughing, sweating, and wondering why you're reaching for another bite. It's ridiculously hot, unapologetically dumb, and stupidly delicious. Perfect for wings and fried chicken, this sauce also does unspeakable (and delicious) things to burgers, sandwiches, hot dogs, and brats. Splash it on French fries, tater tots, mashed potatoes, or anything else you eat while making questionable decisions late at night. Is it sensible? No. Is it responsible? Absolutely not. Is it awesome? Unfortunately... yes. WARNING: EXTREMELY HOT Use sparingly. Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive areas. Keep away from children and pets. Bad ideas. Big heat. Think less. Sauce more.

SKU: 10131

Shipping Weight: 5 oz