Humorous Hot Sauces

  • $5.95
    2020 Sucks Hot sauce helps you to remember the year that you want to forget!!! Made with smoky chipotles, this mild...
  • $10.00
    I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing... till I got a hold of this sauce. Aged Red Habanero Peppers create a balance...
  • $12.00
    My pain, your thrill... your mouth, so hot. The intense heat of this sauce will put you in Alice's straight jacket....
  • $8.00
    I think you're gonna like it. The great taste of the medium heat of Serrano chiles with an early flavor of lime. But...
  • $8.45
    Anal Angst X-Hot Hot Sauce Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #4.  
  • $6.65
    ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce even a bonehead can feel what chileheads feel with this sauce. After chugging some...
  • $5.95
    Do you believe or don't you believe? We all know Santa is real, but if in doubt, just ask your mom!! It seems the...
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    $9.49 $7.00
    Ass Kickin' Ass Blaster Hot Sauce come from an Arizona hot sauce crew that produces great varieties of habanero...
  • $17.25
    Great for collectors! Southwest Specialty has put Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in its very own wooden outhouse great for...
  • $6.20
    Ass Gas Hot Sauce: Blow it out your ASS. This killer red habanero sauce will have you looking for a fire extinguisher...
  • $7.55
    Ass in Antarctica Hot Sauce is great when the heat becomes unbearable and you feel you need to just get out of town...
  • $10.30
    Ass in Hell Hot Sauce is Joe Chilehead's favorite hot sauce. Joe's exploits with Ass in the Tub have from the chill...
  • $6.75
    Ass In Space Hot Sauce is out of this world. Caution: this pepper sauce is seriously hotter than the original Ass in...
  • $9.40
    Ass in the E.R. Scorpion Pepper Sauce is HOT!! It is made with over 2 million Scoville units of the scorching hot...
  • $9.40
    Ass In the Tub Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is made with the heat of the smoking hot Naga Jolokia Ghost Pepper. It seems...
  • $5.75
    Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce is seriously hot. In fact, it's one of the hottest in the Chilehead series. We are actually...