Humorous Hot Sauces

  • A Little Nukey hot sauce
    $5.95
    Explosive equals mucho chiles. Explosive heat! A little nukey goes a long way. Product of Costa Rica.  

  • Alice Cooper No More Mr. Nice Guy Medium Hot Sauce
    $7.95
    I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing... till I got a hold of this sauce. Aged Red Habanero Peppers create a balance...

  • Alice Cooper Poison Reaper Hot Sauce
    $8.45
    My pain, your thrill... your mouth, so hot. The intense heat of this sauce will put you in Alice's straight jacket....

  • Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare Mild Hot Sauce
    $7.95
    I think you're gonna like it. The great taste of the medium heat of Serrano chiles with an early flavor of lime. But...
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    All Three Blues Brothers Hot Sauces
    $20.00 $15.00
    Now you can buy ALL THREE Blues Brothers sauces and save a little coin!!! You will get the Jake, Elwood and the...

  • Anal Angst X-Hot Hot Sauce
    $7.95
    Ladies & Gentlemen! After years of perfecting formulations, this sauce has achieved precisely that. It's hot, it's...

  • ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce
    $6.25
    It doesn't take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin'...

  • Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Hot Sauce
    $6.25
    Do you believe or don't you believe? We all know Santa is real, but if in doubt, just ask your mom!! It seems the...

  • Ass Blaster Hot Sauce
    $9.95
    Ass Kickin' Ass Blaster Hot Sauce come from an Arizona hot sauce crew that produces great varieties of habanero...

  • Ass Blaster Hot Sauce with Wooden Outhouse
    $17.95
    Great for collectors! Southwest Specialty has put Ass Blaster Hot Sauce in its very own wooden outhouse great for...

  • Ass Gas Hot Sauce
    $5.25
    Blow it out ya ASS! This killer red habanero sauce will have you looking for a fire extinguisher and some Beano....
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    Ass in Antarctica Hot Sauce
    $6.25 $5.25
    Ass in Antarctica Hot Sauce is great when the heat becomes unbearable and you feel you need to just get out of town...
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    Ass in Hell Hot Sauce
    $8.95 $7.25
    Ass in Hell Hot Sauce is Joe Chilehead's favorite hot sauce. Joe's exploits with Ass in the Tub have from the chill...
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    Ass In Space Hot Sauce
    $5.95 $4.75
    It's outta this world. In a galaxy far, far away...An evil pepper sauce of an unknown molecular structure has made...
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    Ass in the E.R. Scorpion Pepper Sauce
    $7.95 $6.75
    Ass in the E.R. Scorpion Pepper Sauce is HOT!! It is made with over 2 million Scoville units of the scorching hot...

  • Ass In The Tub Ghost Pepper Sauce
    $7.95
    Ass In the Tub Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is made with the heat of the smoking hot Naga Jolokia Ghost Pepper. It seems...